Alright, let’s be real—you’ve seen AG1 everywhere. Joe Rogan talks about it. Your favorite YouTuber has an “honest, not-sponsored” review. And now you’re wondering: is this stuff actually worth $92 a month, or is it just green-colored marketing hype?
Well, after two months of drinking this mystical green elixir, I have thoughts. Some good, some bad, and some that will make you question all your life choices. Let’s dive in.
The Buying Experience: Feels Like You Just Bought a MacBook
AG1 doesn’t just send you a bag of green powder. Oh no. They make sure you feel like you’re joining an elite health cult.
Inside the premium-looking box, you get:
✔️ A fancy aluminum jar to store your powder (so you can pretend you’re drinking something high-tech).
✔️ A stylish shaker bottle (which I later melted in the dishwasher—oops).
✔️ A tiny dropper of Vitamin D (because apparently, they couldn’t just put it in the powder?).
✔️ A handful of travel packs (because god forbid you go a day without your greens).
✔️ A high-quality metal scoop (for dramatic Instagram shots).
Unboxing it feels luxurious, like you just bought a limited-edition sneaker… except it’s green powder.
The Taste: Coconut, Lemon, and… Grass?
I was terrified to take my first sip. I’ve had green powders before, and most of them taste like disappointment. But to my surprise, AG1 wasn’t completely awful.
✅ The first thing you taste is coconut and lemon—kind of tropical.
❌ Then, suddenly, it’s lawn clippings and seaweed—nature, but make it gross.
✅ If you mix it with ice-cold water, it’s almost refreshing.
❌ But the last sip? Gritty. Like accidentally drinking sand at the beach.
First few days? I chugged it like a college freshman taking a questionable shot. But after a couple of weeks? It grew on me. Now I weirdly enjoy it. Stockholm Syndrome? Maybe.
Does It Actually Do Anything?
After two months of daily AG1, here’s what I noticed:
1️⃣ Less Bloating: My stomach felt flatter, but was it AG1 or just me cutting back on late-night snacks? Who knows.
2️⃣ More Energy (Maybe?): I think I felt more awake after drinking it. But was it the vitamins… or just placebo?
3️⃣ Resting Heart Rate Dropped: Could be AG1. Could be my training. Could be that I finally started sleeping like a normal person.
Basically, I felt better, but I have zero scientific proof it was because of AG1. It might be magic. It might be a $92 placebo. Who’s to say?
The Downsides: Let’s Talk $$$
💰 $92 A MONTH. That’s a gym membership. That’s your Netflix, Spotify, and Disney+ subscriptions combined. That’s three fancy brunches with overpriced avocado toast.
To be fair, AG1 isn’t the only green powder out there. There are cheaper alternatives for $30-$50 a month. Will they work the same? No clue, but they won’t destroy your bank account.
Final Verdict: Should You Buy AG1?
✅ YES, IF:
✔️ You have disposable income and like expensive health habits.
✔️ You want a nutrient-packed supplement that might make you feel better.
✔️ You don’t mind drinking grass-flavored coconut water every morning.
❌ NO, IF:
✖️ You think $92 is insane for a powdered drink.
✖️ You expect immediate, life-changing results.
✖️ You hate anything with a “grassy” aftertaste.
So, am I going to keep drinking AG1? Probably. Not because I know it’s working, but because I’ve convinced myself it is. Welcome to the placebo effect, my friends.
Have you tried AG1? Did it turn you into a superhuman, or just a broke person with expensive pee?